Only in Oregon would a mail man decide to take a quick shit break mid delivery on a dudes front lawn. We all get the urge to go, but come on bro, at least nock on the door, deliver the package, and then have the curtsy to see if you can drop another package off in their bathroom. Straight rook show drooping the cosby kids off on the front lawn. Best fact was he has 1,000 letters to smear his shit stains all over, because there was no way in hell he was fully equipped with some Charmin to wipe his ass with after. So next time you get an envelope in the mail sealed with some nice brown shit, you know its fresh left overs from oregons us postal delivery mans ass hole. Wonder how much postage cost on that pile of shit, defiantly wouldn't fit in a flat rate box fo sho. Tip of the day, prairie dog the turtle peaking out of you ass and find a shitter to relieve yourself, no one likes to take a dump while squatting and try not to shit all over someone's front yard.
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