Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Who'd You Rather: Fat Girls

Who'd You Rather: Fat Girls.  We have two spherical ladies who can belt it out on the microphone.  Nikki Blonsky vs. Amber Riley.  This is going to be a real tough decision.  Nikki Blonsky is the fat bowling ball looking white girl from Hairspray.  She does have a decent voice and knows how to belt it out.  Nikki loves short walks to McDonalds and loves Big Macs.  She does not like when guys take her fries or want to share desserts.  Miss Blonsky or Blumsky (as most guys call her) is an expensive date due to the fact that she can pound 2 to 3 main dishes in a restaurant.  Now Amber Riley is the fat lumpy girl from Glee.  Miss Riley has more lumps on her than a guy with fucking herpes.  She does have an amazing voice, but that does not take away from fact that she is fat as shit.  Amber loves long car drives to KFC and Popeye's (obviously she goes to the closest one, she does not like to wait for her food) and loves to eat buckets of chicken to herself.  There are too things that Amber will not share her chicken and her biscuits.  You might be able to get some coleslaw from her since she says that it it very fattening.  So when it comes down to Who'd I Rather I think I am going with The DARKNESS.  Amber Riley I choose you.  I am going to try the Dark Chocolate and you better not let me down.  I am going for sleeper pick city with Amber Riley.  Who'd You Rather??

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