5 Stupid Drinking Mistakes...You Have To Be Kidding Me!

Boston.com February 15, 2011
http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/health/blog/dailydose/2011/02/5_stupid_mistak.html?p1=Well_Health_links
5 stupid mistakes to avoid when drinking
1. Taking a pill to prevent liver damage caused by excess alcohol.
2. Thinking you can't get drunk at a sporting event.
3. Popping a Tylenol to relieve that alcohol-induced headache.
4. Mixing alcohol with Red Bull.
5. Not counting drinks as calories.

I can't believe the shit some people come up with!  Like are people really serious with 5 stupid mistakes to avoid when drinking.  So some antisocial health nut is trying to tell me what I should not do when drinking.  Yeah good luck.  Last time I took drinking advice from someone who has never touched a drink was NEVER!  We will go down the list and see what horseshit this person came up with.  

1.  Taking a pull to prevent liver damage.  First, of all people who are drinking could give two shits about their liver and I have never heard of this pill.  
2.  Thinking you can't get drunk at a sporting event.  I am pretty sure everyone understands pretty clearly that you CAN get drunk at a sporting event.  That point is completely erroneous.  
3.  Popping Tylenol to relieve headaches.  Wow I think about 75% of college students do this and I would attest that 100% of those students would say it works so.....they are wrong yet again.  
4.  Mixing alcohol with Red Bull.  This can never be a mistake.  Red Bull and alcohol go together like peanut butter and jelly.  That shit was just meant to be.  Supposedly people have died from drinking Red Bull and alcohol.  Well guess what maybe they were not meant to be on this Earth if they can't handle that shit.  
5.  Not counting drinks as calories.  Again people that drink are on one mission and one mission only...to get drunk.  People don't calories when they drink and the reasoning is that they could give a fuck how many calories each drink has.  They can deal with the consequences of the calories in each drink at a later time. 

So at the end I think these health nuts that don't drink and just try to shit on everyone's parades can go fuck their dads.  People will keep drinking and doing whatever is needed to get as drunk and as crazy as possible.  And then they will wake up and take what ever measures are needed to get rid of their hang overs.  This article has no street credit in the real world.  I am not even sure how it even got published.