Who'd You Rather: Tony Homo Style. We have both of his smoking hot ex girlfriends. This could go down in history as the hardest blonde vs. blonde challenge. Carrie Underwood is a fucking bombshell. She was sleeper pick city coming from American Idol to where she is now. She is currently worth $35 million dollars which never hurts. She has made a huge name for herself by having a sexy ass voice and a banging body. I sweat her more than a fat guy sweats a buffet line. Jessica Simpson on the other hand is another unbelievable bombshell. She has a decent voice (nothing compared to Underwood), however her body is a bit thicker which is real nice. Another bonus is that she is worth $100 million dollars and she is dumber than a rock. How sweet would it be to have a mentally retarded girlfriend who is worth $100 mil and you can spend it all. Unbelievable. I think that is where Jessica blows Carrie out of the water. In my book Carrie has the better voice, Jessica has the better body....But $100 mil vs. $35 mil???? You decide. (Don't be like Tony Homo and not choose any of them)
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