#32...the best basketball player of all time?

Ok, Kimmel, are you fucking joking here? 32? 32? may as well have said underneath the "BULLS" sign, "Who needs a fucking number? We all know who he is".  Yeah I know he may be a douche bag, and he divorced his wife to try and beat Wilt's banging 20,000 different women record.  But he's Michael Fuckin' Jordan - he can do whatever he wants. Besides, Kimmel, you simply aren't funny.

What I'm really mad about here is how Jordan retired a Bull and not a member of the Toon Squad.  That Bunny chick was smoke, I don't care what anyone says.  If I were Bugs I would have have taken some of that magic water shit and been balls deep in her before those huge monsters turned back into frumpy dildos.