Delivery Shits

Only in Oregon would a mail man decide to take a quick shit break mid delivery on a dudes front lawn. We all get the urge to go, but come on bro, at least nock on the door, deliver the package, and then have the curtsy to see if you can drop another package off in their bathroom. Straight rook show drooping the cosby kids off on the front lawn. Best fact was he has 1,000 letters to smear his shit stains all over, because there was no way in hell he was fully equipped with some Charmin to wipe his ass with after. So next time you get an envelope in the mail sealed with some nice brown shit, you know its fresh left overs from oregons us postal delivery mans ass hole. Wonder how much postage cost on that pile of shit, defiantly wouldn't fit in a flat rate box fo sho. Tip of the day, prairie dog the turtle peaking out of you ass and find a shitter to relieve yourself, no one likes to take a dump while squatting and try not to shit all over someone's front yard.

Instant Headache

What the fuck is going on in this video.  We have 5 Asian girls singing in who knows what language and then magically they start singing Gangsta Boy in English.  I still have a headache from trying to figure out why that happened.  Then they go back to singing in Japanese or whatever and Boom I look at a girls shirt and it says "Read Between The Lines" and then I am blind sided again by more English.  Pick a fucking language and stick to it and why the fuck are these girls trying to bring back hammer pants.  Not to mention their dance moves are equivalent to a baby having a seizure.  And if you have any desire to download this horseshit music the band name is F(x).  Don't even get me started on their name.  Fucking Retards.

Death by Horse Cock

I here by pronounce Kenneth Pinayn to have mastered and successfully executed the one man act of getting plowed in the ass by a horse. I know this video is old, but its worth a million bucks. Hollywood doesn't even have the special affects to make this look real, this guy single handily took a 2 foot black, not white, horse cock straight into his ass for fun, and then proceeded to bleed from his anus for the little time remaining in his life.
Like way to go guy, you sure went out with a bang (no pun intended). I recently payed homage to Ken and visited his grave stone where it reads " Here lies Keneth Pinayn, the true definition of taking it in the ass balls deep." No one can express the stimulation he must of received after the first 12 inches of that man dingo was logged into his ass, never mind the remaining 12 inches which went straight into his intestines, the sound of that alone is making me horny. NAWT. Tip of the day, don't get fucked by a horse everyday, well in that case, never. (to view the intimate context go to mrhands.com)

Britain's Got A Gay Singer

There are a few questions that come from me watching this video. 
1.  How much dick does this guy suck?
2.  Why is he wearing a ribbon tied like a bow as his tie?
3.  What the fuck were those homo ass hand movements during the end of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?

Way to scar little kids for the rest of their lives.  No big deal.  Just ruin the youth of  Britain.

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife, Hide Your Weed

CNN.com, April 24 2011
Antoine "Bed Intruder" Dodson, the man whose TV news rant against a would-be rapist became a viral music video and his ticket to celebrity, was arrested for marijuana possession, according to Alabama authorities.

Read More: http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/04/24/antoine.dodson.arrest/index.html 



I guess that rapist really wasn't looking for his sister.  He was looking for the weed.  Antoine I guess does not know that once you get semi famous, the cops hawk your shit.  Whatever supposedly this is only his second time in jail in his life.  I don't believe that shit.  You know he has definitely been caught dealing drugs before.  I guess you can take Antoine Dodson out of Lincoln Park, but you can't take the Lincoln Park out of him.  Here is a piece of advice Mr. Dodson, Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife, and Hide Your Weed.

NBA Offseason 2011

I guess this is what happens when you don't make the playoffs.  Steve Nash does not strike me as a man who likes the dark meat, but who knows he is Canadian so he is probably down for anything.  You think that Steve Nash could handle that ass.  I think he has good ball handling skills and her ass is about as big as two basketballs so he should have no problem.  Enjoy the offseason Steve.